due to the over­whelming influ­ence of vexed​.ca across all the inter­nets of the world, we would like to take a moment right now to voice our ulti­mate sup­port for the ulti­mate talk show host of ulti­mate time.

when the war started, we thought little of it, only a small skir­mish that the red-​haired firebrand could des­troy single­handed, but oh, the foe was relent­less and would just not die.

as such, this war raged into a flaming apo­ca­lypse, and we can no longer stay silent. at this moment in time, we are offi­cially throwing all sup­port behind the cham­pion of the good, conan o’brien, often mis­taken for the cur­rent pres­ident of fin­land, tarja halonen. it is a sad dark day when, in a world that is usu­ally so peaceful, that we are ripped apart, forced to take sides in an epic battle of good vs evil. how­ever, when the evil chin marches on, we cannot sit back and do nothing.

this writer remem­bers conan fondly, as he was a pivotal influ­ence at a very important time. over bowls of ramen, usu­ally adorned in nothing more than mustard-​stained boxers, this writer would be lying on the couch, depressed and drowning, covered head to toe in polit­ical eco­nomy text­books, it was only conan who cared. conan would look at this writer, pen­et­rating him with his beady irish eyes and say “hey now! look at me dance!” oh and how he danced, as if pulled by invis­ible strings by a pup­peteer god.

this dan­cing ended up saving an entire generation.

and now this gen­er­a­tion, all grown-​up and professional-​like, free of the scourge of higher edu­ca­tion, has raised their ban­ners, in sup­port of the man who car­ried the torch that brightened the darkened rooms across the dorms all over north america (and beyond) for so many years. it brings tears to my eyes to see a world so united, a unity not seen since george w bush finally brought peace to iraq by landing on an air­craft car­rier off the coast of san diego.

we can only hope that our war with the evil chin go as well as bush’s.

mis­sion accom­plished indeed.