obama, using his flair for the dra­matic and abso­lute com­mit­ment to bipar­tis­an­ship, announces that bush will be his wingman in calling out aide for an earthquake-​struck and com­plete shit­storm, a country more fam­ously known as haiti.
as we all know on january 12^th, haiti got owned by god. the haitian interior min­ister announced that up to 200 000 people are dead, at which point the red cross stated, “holy shit!” after ini­tially announcing …

due to the over­whelming influ­ence of vexed​.ca across all the inter­nets of the world, we would like to take a moment right now to voice our ulti­mate sup­port for the ulti­mate talk show host of ulti­mate time.
when the war started, we thought little of it, only a small skir­mish that the red-​haired firebrand could des­troy single­handed, but oh, the foe was relent­less and would just not die.
as such, this war raged into a flaming apocalypse, …

vexed​.ca is proud to announce a new blog­ging ser­vice, free for anyone to use:
http://​typr​.org
what you get:

100mb of online storage for your blog’s images, music, and videos (more can be requested)
NO ADS, BANNERS, POPUPS OR STRINGS ATTACHED
a fully-​featured, func­tioning imple­ment­a­tion of word­press
2 free blogs per account to do with what you will
social-​networking imple­ment­a­tion
unlim­ited themes
unlimted plu­gins
cool address: typr.org/​your­name or your­name.typr​.org

god bless the clean lines and tech­ni­colour world of final fantasy. and how about the trailer being set to leona lewis? granted, not really a fan of her, but it just works with this trailer. i hope you are reduced to a puddle of tears not seen since the kiss scene from the note­book after watching this HIGHLY ELECTRIC AND EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER OF A TRAILER.
i love everything final fantasy, and japanese con­sole RPGs in …

spider-​man 4 has been killed off with a swift swing of the tried-​and-​tested money-​over-​art blade. , the dir­ector of the pre­vious three films, thought the scripts he received for spider-​man 4 were com­plete shit, whereas sony pic­tures thought that he’s an asshole that doesn’t under­stand how important it is to make dead­lines. all i can say is: THANK GOD. con­sid­ering the box office suc­cess of the fran­chise, it never helped the fact that tobey …

appar­ently, ukraine incum­bent prime min­ister and pres­id­en­tial can­didate, , did some­thing or other in ukraine. you can read about it here since i’m writing this up because i’m a shame­less chau­vinist and would prefer to post pic­tures of women than get into a polit­ical ana­lysis of ukraine’s deeply divided polit­ical system and the heated exchanges taking place in lieu of the 2010 elec­tions coming up later this week. how­ever, with yulia in the …

in the fastest growing internet (and every other) market of the world, china, google has said it’s had enough with its long-​time and well-​publicised col­lab­or­ative cen­sor­ship effort with the chinese gov­ern­ment. according to google, there’s evid­ence that the chinese gov­ern­ment has been tar­geting dis­sid­ents and human rights act­iv­ists in the main­land and abroad, and spear­heading security breaches where intel­lec­tual prop­erty has been stolen from major tech firms.
The extraordinary announce­ment came this afternoon: …