… no more fans.

like anal sex, killing other people has been like an unquench­able thirst, or a highly addictive drug. murder is time­less and prev­elant in modern day society span­ning the whole world, fromal­bania to zim­b­abwe. high school intel­lects from all over the western world that have nothing better to do than make unfounded super-generalative[1] claims have pos­tu­lated time and time again reli­gion is the number one killer throughout history[2]. although there are lim­it­less examples that can sup­port this theory, it is gen­er­ally debunked thor­oughly in the people-​who-​know-​stuff community.

She’s got a twinkle in both eyes
She’s cal­cu­lating your demise
She covers up her lies with lies

So, I’m not the biggest fan of paying for shit. Be it movies, music, or pro­grams, I usu­ally just tor­rent the bjesus out of any­thing that piques my interest. I spend count­less hours a week finding the best rips of the newest leaks, and pride myself on my down­load ratio. I laugh in the face of iTunes users, snort at record shops, and pro­duce some hearty guf­faws at people who use Amazon — wait, what the …

NEW YORK CITY. aside from pros­ti­tutes, gang­sters, bad rap, and a couple late night talk shows, what the fuck has new york done exactly for the world?

TRAGIC NEWS: AT THE TENDER AGE OF 24, AMANDA BYNES IS RETIRING FROM ACTING.
as my favourite of the jail­bait super­cutie star­lets whom we all waited in anti­cip­a­tion to turn legal (re: lindsay lohan, hilary duff, etc), THIS IS A VERY SAD DAY. so, in honour of her HISTORIC CAREER THAT HAS CHANGED HOLLYWOOD FOREVER, i present to you… AMANDA, AT HER BEST:

7. OVERWEIGHT MALE FEMINISM. this is a term that i’m sure that’s brought up before, but i’d like to men­tion it myself. before and during the amer­ican inva­sion of afgh­anistan, the world’s most powerful lobby group — over­weight white males — took the charge in the fight for women’s rights.