as a fol­lowup to the vexed guide to bar sluts, i will detail the many variety of guys who hit up clubs. while this is not a com­plete list, it covers all the main cat­egories. just like girls, guys will fall into mul­tiple cat­egories, but they usu­ally exhibit the dom­inant char­ac­ter­istics of one. guys, gen­er­ally speaking, are much more fucking retarded than girls, and if you want proof of this, just con­tinue reading.
GUYS …

it’s been a few months since the last one. this is a col­lec­tion of shiny sounding summer beats. elec­tric and swerving. back to the basics of pretty instru­mentals, trip hop, smoky bass, and sultry vocals. best served at an after­party… or the long walks home at stupid o’clock after a messy but ful­filling night.
mix­tapes by alx: one shiny summer

new sleigh bells album out now! http://​www​.infin​ity​bells​.com/

roger sanchez — another chance

montreal turn­tab­list, a-​trak, has just released a new mashup/​mixtape com­pil­a­tion “dirty south dance 2″ for free on his web­site:
http://​atrak​.band​camp​.com/​a​l​b​u​m​/​d​i​r​t​y​-​s​o​u​t​h​-​d​a​n​c​e-2
if you’re into mashup artists like girl talk, dj ear­worm, and audi­odile, among others, you need to cop this joint and put it on repeat at your next house party.
this guy won the tech­nics dmc dj cham­pi­on­ships back in 1997 when he was only 15 years old.

she peeked around the corner. the dim­ming lamp hanging above lit her red hair on fire, and glinted its light off her eye. i recog­nised that glint only as mis­chief.
‘i can see you,’ i said.
she feigned alarm that i noticed she was there. after step­ping out into full view and dra­mat­ic­ally pla­cing her arms on her hips and frowning, i nodded her over. she slowly sauntered toward me, exag­ger­ating her move­ments, swinging one foot …

click here: http://​store​.steam​powered​.com/​f​r​e​e​p​o​r​t​al/

because VALVE con­tinues to be one of the best game developers in the exist­ence of the game industry, they are releasing PORTAL for free until may 24^th. the demo ver­sion (portal: the first slice) has been free since the game is released, but now VALVE is giving away a digital copy of the FULL GAME.
all you need to do is install steam and start down­loading it.